Welcome gentlemen (and any ladies that might play fantasy baseball) to The Triple Play. The first fantasy baseball blog with a formula behind it. So much of baseball is based on formulas and stats that one day I just figured “There has to be a perfect formula to figure it all out.” And I was right, as usual. What you’ll read in this blog is my formula to success that you should follow if you’d like to f***ing dominate your fantasy baseball league. I know what you’re thinking: “Why start it midseason?” Well, my answer is this: “Why complain about it? Just read it.”…. I consider myself the Kenny Powers of fantasy baseball, without all the failing and losing my fastball. I currently sit ranked 1st, 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th in my fantasy leagues. The 3rd and 5th are flukes. I didn’t get to draft those teams the way I wanted to. Sh*t, the 2nd’s a fluke too. Everyone knows I’m the f***ing best. So read on if you wanna win your fantasy league, get the girls that come with being winners, and make dollar dollar bills with make believe baseball.
P.S: I’ll answer any question that someone comments on my page. Even if it’s stupid. Just know that I’ll tell you if it’s really that stupid.
